The Wonderful World of Perching!

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1399 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Tempestuous, prosperous? Scissors definitely - but check the label - believe me - never run with them! bs more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1399 days old
by  [Visitor]

If it was comfy enough and I was under the stars. "To sleep Perch-ance to dream"

cough cough do I win a garden shed now? or some worm scissors? more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1405 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Brilliant!
Thanks Loglady,
Don't know what to say but I suppose the pics speke for themself really! ;) bs more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1405 days old
by  [Visitor]

Yay :>>

Pics of Speke Airport more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1407 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Imagine there's no airports
It's easy if you try
No planes below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Flying round today

Imagine there's no baggage
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to queue or fight for
And no food outlets too
Imagine all the people
Living close to Speke
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In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1407 days old
by morelearning [Member]

Speke airport! Haven't heard that for such a long time - I assumed they'd renamed it after John Lennon. more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1431 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Guess what Norwich City have a perching bird on their badge see Lauren6 for info lol more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1435 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Will you have to fall off your perch to do that? more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1435 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

I know, can't understand what's come over me. Think I'd better have a lie down. bs more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1435 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

rrrrr thanks that's really sweet! I don't know hoovering and chivalrous behaviour whatever next? lol more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1436 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Ah, but you had a head start. And I let you beat me because I deployed the 'ladies first' ruling. I deliberately typed slowly so that you'd win. I'm that sort of 'Long Haired Loser not-from Liverpool' kinda guy. bs more…

In response to: "MLM Niche Market Opportunity!" 1436 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Haha very good! I still beatcha though fair and square! hehe more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1437 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

http://www.urban75.com/Mag/dot.html
Av a go of this more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1437 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Ok two pros together haha more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1440 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

What, so you're saying you don't think that's me? Would I lie to you my friend. Just don't answer that. You are right, we have to stop meeting incognito like this - it's time to make get this thing out in the open and formerly become friends. Have to warn you - could be life changing! Although, that's what I said to all the other prospective friend more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1440 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

ahhh the milk of human kindness! Like that! Picture I am very familiar with this! I emailed that pic round the whole world when I first saw it the man with the longest hair in the world...the sheer weight gives him terrible back problems you know haha guess it's worth a small fortune to real hair extension businesses. I wonder if he gets hassley ma more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1443 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Hi Jessy,
If I'd known you were popping in I'd have run the hoover over and tidied myself up a bit. I look a right state! Still, it's nice to see you. Fancy a cyber cuppa? I've been trying out this new milk, it's the milk of human kindness! It tastes lovely! bs more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1443 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Just popped in to say hello!! more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1450 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Yeeeeha nice shoes! more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1456 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Brilliant! You've got the kind of lateral mind everyone should have. Terrific. haha Ta. bs more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1456 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

Your friend Morele seems to have mastered people perching! haha more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1458 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

I couldn't possibly say more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1459 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

What if I lost the poem? Would that be cool? bs more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1459 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

bit of both! Have you ever seen starlings nest they are mad!! I got completely pooped on once! more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1463 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Is the poem cool or losing the plot cool? more…

In response to: "Perching Blues!" 1463 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

haha I've read it.... you have lost the plot but it's cool! more…

In response to: "Perching's Back in Fashion!" 1463 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

I always remember I went to Spar a couple of weeks ago with a beautiful shiny head.........when I stepped out of the shop you never guess what happened? Stepped in dog shxte! Not a bird in sight.Funny old world isn't it? Look out for a range of perching poems in the future.Ta. bs
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In response to: "The Wonderful World of Perching! " 1463 days old
by BoredSelecta [Member]

Course I meant it. As a young boy I was always told never to underestimate the power of perching! Ta. bs more…

In response to: "Perching's Back in Fashion!" 1463 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

they are ickle characters aren't they!! They all perch differently!! This has just reminded me I went to the NEC about 3 years ago with a beautiful shiny car...when I returned it was absolutely covered in bird shxte! I was at a show for 3 days and you don't get any time to wash your car cos you're working and socialising...I think a few peeps laugh more…

In response to: "The Wonderful World of Perching! " 1463 days old
by JessicaSmith ^Pro

hahaha you meant it eh!! nutta haha more…