How shall we perch?
by Interior Percher - Beak

Well, Just Like this really,

This Perch has all the elements of the classic textbook perch.
Claws fixed and clasped.
Gaze to the sides as eyes on side of head.
Ready to sh*te oneself and fly off when startled.

These blogs have all the elements of the classic, textbook sh*te blog:

www.teachingandallthat.blog.co.uk
&
www.teachingstuffandallthat.blog.co.uk