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@ 2005-11-18 – 16:00:30
How shall we perch?
by Interior Percher - Beak
Well, Just Like this really,
This Perch has all the elements of the classic textbook perch.
Claws fixed and clasped.
Gaze to the sides as eyes on side of head.
Ready to sh*te oneself and fly off when startled.
These blogs have all the elements of the classic, textbook sh*te blog:
www.teachingandallthat.blog.co.uk
&
www.teachingstuffandallthat.blog.co.uk
JessicaSmith
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I always remember I went to Spar a couple of weeks ago with a beautiful shiny head.........when I stepped out of the shop you never guess what happened? Stepped in dog shxte! Not a bird in sight.Funny old world isn't it? Look out for a range of perching poems in the future.Ta. bs
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they are ickle characters aren't they!! They all perch differently!! This has just reminded me I went to the NEC about 3 years ago with a beautiful shiny car...when I returned it was absolutely covered in bird shxte! I was at a show for 3 days and you don't get any time to wash your car cos you're working and socialising...I think a few peeps laughed at me on the motorway there was hardly any paintwork to be seen lol